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Showdown at Bryant Park

Posted by: Nic on: 10.15.2008

The Project Runway season 5 finale aired tonight, on the same night as the final presidential debate. I don’t know what to say, other than that whoever schedules the debates should be fired. You should not force the electorate to choose between two viable options. Thankfully, in this election, television is the only venue where [...]

Jerell speaks

Posted by: Nic on: 10.13.2008

I know that several tv shows and web sites get interviews with outgoing Project Runway contestants once they’ve been auff’d, but I’ve never really sought out those print, web, or television appearances. I’m interested in the program itself, and not so much what happens outside of it. Today, though, I read an interview that Jerell [...]

Jerked

Posted by: Nic on: 10.09.2008

Poor Jerell. He really really really deserved to go to Fashion Week. And based on his performance over a significant part of the competition, he should have been a shoe-in. And the items that he showed this week were not even close to his best work, but they weren’t the worst pieces on the runway. [...]

The one where everybody cries

Posted by: Nic on: 10.02.2008

So Project Runway may not be leaving Bravo for Lifetime. Hallelujah! I don’t want my fashion tainted by association with women in danger and endless Tori Spelling movies. The four remaining designers were really stressed out this week, in their final runway show before New York Fashion Week. Their challenge was to create an evening [...]

What does it take to get rid of that girl?

Posted by: Nic on: 09.24.2008

Kenley is like the Teflon Don, the way she keeps flirting with elimination and annoying the crap out of the judges, only to be reprieved before getting auffed. Why is she still on this show? She’s ungraciously defensive, moderately talented, and supremely annoying. And, of course, I just saw a preview for next week where [...]

Poor, dumb, Joe

Posted by: Nic on: 09.18.2008

I always get concerned when people blithely dismiss what Tim has to say, because he often seems to know how the judges are going to feel about a garment. I cringed at Joe’s confidence in his design, in the face of so much serious criticism. Even if he wasn’t willing to listen to Tim, he [...]

Blayne, I get; Terri? Not so much.

Posted by: Nic on: 09.16.2008

Ah! So this is about the episode of Project Runway that aired on September 10. I wrote most of this while I was watching the show for the first time and then finished and forgot to publish it! The challenge this week was to create an avant-garde outfit based on the astrological sign of one [...]

Keith, with the crying and the Utah

Posted by: Nic on: 08.28.2008

Keith is the most realistic crier in Project Runway history. Of course, unlike some reality program contestants who cry at the drop of a hat (Ricky, I’m looking your way), we only saw Keith bawl once he’d been eliminated from the competition. And cry he did. There was the scrunched up red face, fluid leaking [...]


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